My Schwinn.....

I git a sick new bike on monday baby!!!!!! Its a classic red Schwinn! its a total fuckin cruiser man. its got seven gears so i can definitely haul ass. Jessica boaght the same one fut the girl version. we went cruisin today at lake Elizabeth and my legs are done. we are about to go out again tomorrow to the driving range and hit some golf balls, she's never done it before... lol should be fun.

I'm gunna try to get some pics of it and post it on my myspace.com page!


Till next time fucker

Unibonger

Beatnik

I don't think she's feelin me... I read her a poem spilling my heart out, and she doesnt even call me...

She didnt go to my birthday, she flakes on my constantly...

But yet, I cant stop thinking about her! Maybe im just a guy but, if a chick read a poem about me, i would totally haller back!!

I think im just trippin.....

- Unibonger

Radio Show

Man!!!!!! My radio show is starting to get to me!!!! 2-6am! My right eye is starting to twitch more and more. I mean, its only once a week but FUCK!!!!! I dont even sleep thursday night friday morning....

This show is hella cool though, i have my drunk friends chill with me and cut up.

If anyone reads this, tune me in sometime!

90.5fm KSJS

- Unibonger

420 in The Sco

Well, its a day after my birthday, 240!!!!!!! So i decided to head out to the city with Allen and go to golden gate park.

First off, That park is the sickest fuck place ever! its like your not even in the city! There is frisby golf!!!! fuckin frisby golf!!!!!!!!

there was a free concert going on with hippie music playing. Oldschool hippies playing hacky sack with the hunger generation potheads.

We found a sweet spot to chill and lay our blankets. When i got settled in i cracked a coooool Pabst Blue Ribbon and enjoyed it under the sun.

After hitting the bowl a couple times i started feelin great!!!!! I hadnt smoked since last year so it didnt take much to get stoney.

All of a sudden, this guy with a watermelon bong comes up and Allen yells "can i pack a bowl?" he sits right down and tells us "i only smoke hash" i was like "fuck dude, you're a savage". so we all hit the bong and this magazine crew comes over and ask if they can take some pics. Rose, Allens lady, is an amature model, so it was a awesome opportunity for her. The watermellon bong guy pulls a plastic container out from his bag and it is full of joints! "i rolled 100 joints yesterday" Fuck!!!! this guy is nuts i said to myself. "next year, im gunna roll 420" for some reason i believed him.

at 4:20pm, everyone in the park toked up.... it was nuts!

I had a blast! what a special birthday weekend!!!!

- Unibonger

Iguanas

Hella read a poem tonight, in front of a crazy amount of people at the sickest Mexican restaurant in San Jose, Iguana's. It was about the Chillest, Illist, McBreeeeeezy EVER! Hope shes feelin what the Unibongers got to offer! This girl is always on my mind! I gave her the poem, it was a bunch of chicken scratch on two sheets of paper, most of it wasn't even in order, fuck it! She apreaciated it though, She told me I made her day. I'm just glad she gave me a chance to express myself...

Totally stoked though, my birthday is this Saturday!!!!!!!!!

I hope she rolls

- Unibonger

Adventure #1

I'm trying to figure out what the fuck im doing....